Definitions by fauxhipster
fauxhip
The act of rocking out to trendy music while wearing white earbuds. Must be in silhouette and in front of bright colors for full effect.
Kyle was fauxhipping to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs when someone remarked, "What a douche!"
Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.
Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.
fauxhip by fauxhipster July 13, 2009
fauxhipping
fauxhipping by fauxhipster July 13, 2009
fauxhipster
One who fauxhips. Generally engaged by Apple fanboys and, to a lesser extent, any iPod owner who happens to be in front of a brightly colored wall when a trendy song starts playing.
Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.
fauxhipster by fauxhipster July 13, 2009