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faux hipster
A person who dresses like a counter culture hipster but actually embraces main stream and moderate believes.
faux hipster by sometimesifaint March 17, 2008
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faux hippy
Has long hair in a pony tail and dresses like a hippy . He has his vwbus in it's own personal garage and pretends that he cares about folks but will stab anybody in the back that crosses him.
faux hippy by Randy Hayes October 16, 2008
Faux-Hipster
When one gives off the impression off being interesting, artisitic, cosmopolitan, progressive, different and witty but really it is a victory of style over substance. They dress in the highest of indepdendent fashions, they ooze this abstract indepedence and trendiness. They are generally aesthetically-pleasing but as soon as you spark a conversation with one of them you soon realise it is all a facade to cover up the lack of personality, wit, creativity or intelligence. These are the pretentious middle-class imposters who flock to inner-cities because they think they will fit in.
Two guys are in a bar in Camden, they see a possible Hipster in the corner sipping her ice-tea and reading the latest copy of the Big Issue. One decides to walk over to her
Guy: Hey, can I just say your aura is enchanting!
Faux-Hipster Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....
Guy walks off disappointed. He sees his freind
Guy 2: How did it go?
Guy: Just another Faux-Hipster..
Guy: Hey, can I just say your aura is enchanting!
Faux-Hipster Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....
Guy walks off disappointed. He sees his freind
Guy 2: How did it go?
Guy: Just another Faux-Hipster..
Faux-Hipster by SomeGuyCalledSomething July 28, 2010
fauxhipping
fauxhipping by fauxhipster July 13, 2009
fauxhip
The act of rocking out to trendy music while wearing white earbuds. Must be in silhouette and in front of bright colors for full effect.
Kyle was fauxhipping to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs when someone remarked, "What a douche!"
Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.
Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.
fauxhip by fauxhipster July 13, 2009
fauxhipster
One who fauxhips. Generally engaged by Apple fanboys and, to a lesser extent, any iPod owner who happens to be in front of a brightly colored wall when a trendy song starts playing.
Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.
fauxhipster by fauxhipster July 13, 2009
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