Fauxfound 

Something that only feels profound when high.

‘Like bc I’m high it’s profound. But I can’t remember if I knew it like not high. You know fauxfound’

Fauxfound by Joans March 2, 2022

fauxfound 

Contrived analytical and verbose statements.

"Want to go play some GTA4 Team Deathmatch? It's regular deathmatch with capitalist overtones."

"Dude, that's pretty fauxfound. All you are doing is killing people and taking their money."

fauxfound by Smegmaiden June 22, 2008

fauxhound 

A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.

John: 9/11 was obviously an inside job!

Greg: Stop being such a fauxhound John.

fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016

Fauxpround 

Describes a comment that is delivered as an insightful or profound piece of information, but is really just common sense or at least a silly oversimplification of a mainstream philosophical idea. It oftentimes applies to the musings of intelligent stoners.

Dude. All of us, like all people, we're all pretty much the same y'know!

Whoa bra! That's fauxpround

Fauxpround by danebro July 28, 2011

fauxfended 

to act as if offended in order to induce guilt in another.

i cried when he teased me for vomiting but i was really only fauxfended.

fauxfended by machete flapjack February 26, 2009

Fauxfended 

To pretend to be offended when you are not. Usually just to be a cunt.

Jane was fauxfended at what I said about dogs with waggy tails.

She wasn't really offended she just wanted to be awkward.

Fauxfended by Pookay January 15, 2021

Fauxfended 

Short for Faux Offended.

Heather gets very fauxfended when I disagree with her.

Fauxfended by Buiti Binafi August 14, 2018