fauxnouns 

pronounced 'fo-nouns,' like pronouns

Usually, in social media bios, when people you have not come out to follow you and believe you identify as cisgender (or anything else on the gender spectrum). They are your fake pronouns, i.e. faux/fake (pro)nouns.

added bonus: it rhymes with pronouns :)

Person: wait doesn't Sam go by they/them pronouns?
You: yes they do!
Person: then why on their Instagram does it say she/her?
You: oh dude those are their fauxnouns
Persons: Oh I see

fauxnouns by yardofstars May 6, 2021

fauxhound 

A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.

John: 9/11 was obviously an inside job!

Greg: Stop being such a fauxhound John.

fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016

fauxmous 

(Fo-Muss) Someone who everyone knows is famous, but no one really knows why. Especially any participant on reality television, child of someone who has actually earner their fame, or professional party goer.

I always see Kim Kardashian on Page Six, but she has never done anything. She is so fauxmous.

fauxmous by NormanV January 10, 2008

Fauxfound 

Something that only feels profound when high.

‘Like bc I’m high it’s profound. But I can’t remember if I knew it like not high. You know fauxfound’

Fauxfound by Joans March 2, 2022

Fauxmous 

Adj. 1. Famous due to something that does not require actual talent.
2. Not famous outside a very small social circle.
3. Thinking oneself a larger celebrity than one actually is.

Why was that reality star walking around in huge sunglasses and a baseball hat? She's fauxmous, no one even recognized her.

Fauxmous by ElleKay February 3, 2009

fauxnus 

The promise of the potential of the possibility of a bonus which never comes to fruition. The false (faux), never-intended-to-be-given promise of the potential of the possibility of a monetary bonus whose conditions are never met and which never comes to fruition.

After working diligently for several months in anticipation of much needed monetary bonuses, John realized his fauxnus structure.

fauxnus by Lil'Red September 15, 2010

fauxfound 

Contrived analytical and verbose statements.

"Want to go play some GTA4 Team Deathmatch? It's regular deathmatch with capitalist overtones."

"Dude, that's pretty fauxfound. All you are doing is killing people and taking their money."

fauxfound by Smegmaiden June 22, 2008