Fauxpround 

Describes a comment that is delivered as an insightful or profound piece of information, but is really just common sense or at least a silly oversimplification of a mainstream philosophical idea. It oftentimes applies to the musings of intelligent stoners.

Dude. All of us, like all people, we're all pretty much the same y'know!

Whoa bra! That's fauxpround

Fauxpround by danebro July 28, 2011

fauxhound 

A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.

John: 9/11 was obviously an inside job!

Greg: Stop being such a fauxhound John.

fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016

Fauxfound 

Something that only feels profound when high.

‘Like bc I’m high it’s profound. But I can’t remember if I knew it like not high. You know fauxfound’

Fauxfound by Joans March 2, 2022

fapround music 

music or piece of audio one listens to while masturbating, not exclusively pertaining to audio that enhances the sexual experience, but also includes audio used to cover up the sounds of masturbating, as well as audio that dulls the sexual experience to extend the duration of the act.

My boner jams playlist is really good fapround music to spice up my fap. Turning up the game's volume is good fapround music to cover up the sounds of me furiously pounding off. Podcasts are good fapround music to help me jack off the rest of the day.

fapround music by Lewd_Dewd January 10, 2021

fauxfound 

Contrived analytical and verbose statements.

"Want to go play some GTA4 Team Deathmatch? It's regular deathmatch with capitalist overtones."

"Dude, that's pretty fauxfound. All you are doing is killing people and taking their money."

fauxfound by Smegmaiden June 22, 2008

fauxhound 

a fake foxhound on Metal Gear Online, usually a noob who boosts his way into getting the "Foxhound" Emblem.

this room is full of fauxhounds

fauxhound by AAA ALPHa March 22, 2009

Fapround 

A sexy background used to fap to for people who have the urge to purge.

Tom:Dude, what should I make my new backround? I always have my "fapround" playing.

Fapround by Chucklesthehamster January 12, 2011