fauxgro

A white person who identifies as black. See wigger

That J-Rock, he a fauxgro, nowhaimsayin?

by ElPendejoGrande May 16, 2018

fauxgrammer

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.

Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.

by vertigo February 22, 2006

fauxgressive

A fake progressive.

A politician, pundit or other political player that pretends to be progressive while actually supporting unprogressive/corporatist policies.

Barack Obama is a fauxgressive. He pretends to be progressive in his campaigning, but he rarely fights for progressive causes and consistently supports corporatist, unprogressive policies.

by DeathByTrolley August 16, 2011

Fauxtronica

The genre of most modern music, trying to be electronica and FAILING.

Enter Fauxtronica!

Dave: "Have you heard the new Black Eyed Peas song?"
Jim: "Rock your body?"
Dave: "Yeah, did you like it?"
Jim: "NO ITS SHIT! it tries to be electronica and fails, I call this sort of music Fauxtronica"

by Iliketurtleskid March 7, 2010

fauxbrohoe

A girl that has "bromances" with guys, but is most definitely female, and most definitely not truly attracted to them.
*see tease

Dude, she's like all over him and he has a girlfriend.

Don't worry, it's only a fauxbromance, she's a fauxbrohoe.

by whichone's pink November 5, 2010

Fauxpround

Describes a comment that is delivered as an insightful or profound piece of information, but is really just common sense or at least a silly oversimplification of a mainstream philosophical idea. It oftentimes applies to the musings of intelligent stoners.

Dude. All of us, like all people, we're all pretty much the same y'know!

Whoa bra! That's fauxpround

by danebro July 28, 2011

fauxgressivism

noun: the practice of pretending to be a progressive while really just acting like a prick.

I'm sick of all the fauxgressivism these days. What's progressive about this whole "FOREIGNERS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS" bit?

by sparklesgrrl December 17, 2008