fauxggot 

(p.n., foh-gut) a straight person that is easily mistaken for a gay person via a gay's gaydar.

dave: dude idris elba totally giving me at least some bi vibes
jake: dude he's straight
dave: ugh i guess hes just a fauxggot then

fauxggot by brokemachinebroke February 17, 2019

fauxgot 

A straight guy pretending to be gay/bi or a bi guy pretending to be gay for the purposes of making themselves more likable and/or more attractive to women.

Did you see Brandon pretending to check out those guys in front of his girl friends? He's such a fauxgot.

fauxgot by UnceBamDrop September 27, 2009

fauxgot 

A fake forgetting to deny responsibility.

"He took my number and never called. He's a douche bag. I saw him later at Crunch. He said he didn't remember that he said he'd call, but I think he totally fauxgot.

fauxgot by xtyfr March 31, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008