fauxgot

A straight guy pretending to be gay/bi or a bi guy pretending to be gay for the purposes of making themselves more likable and/or more attractive to women.

Did you see Brandon pretending to check out those guys in front of his girl friends? He's such a fauxgot.

by UnceBamDrop September 27, 2009

fauxgot

A fake forgetting to deny responsibility.

"He took my number and never called. He's a douche bag. I saw him later at Crunch. He said he didn't remember that he said he'd call, but I think he totally fauxgot.

by xtyfr March 31, 2009

Fauxmotion

(n) A lateral promotion that involves more work/responsibility without more pay.

I just got a fauxmotion; now I'm doing the work of 3.5 people! Yay.

by Vlad the Impaler September 20, 2005

fauxgetarian

Someone who watches too many PETA/animal cruelty videos online and suddenly proclaims they are a vegetarian. Common traits include "occasionally" eating meat, or only eating chicken. Fauxgetarians usually disregard their commitment to saving the animals after a month or two.

Heather's not a vegetarian, man. She's a fauxgetarian, she just watched too many PETA videos last week.

She told me she was a vegetarian, but I saw her eating a whole steak yesterday. Now I know she's just a fauxgetarian.

by typicalskeleton July 6, 2008

fauxmotional

The act of being falsely emotional. I.E. being over dramatic or putting up a mask of emotions.

1."I was so tired of Jared's BS during English. He was being so fauxmotional!"

2.
Devon: Why do you have to act like that. Everyone knows you're not really upset.

Shaina: Dude! I AM serious! I was deeply offended!

Devon: Quit being so fauxmotional!

by IndianaJew January 14, 2009

fauxmoticon

An emoticon used in a message where the sender does not truly feel the emotion referenced

Katie doesn't really feel that way, that was just a fauxmoticon in that message!

by JJJingleheimerschmidt April 26, 2016

Faxgot

Someone who has no sensibility when it comes to personal style or taste. Typically male. A guy that is clueless when it comes to fashion or music. Someone who follows dated trends in fashion or music as though they are current.

Is John wearing flip flops in a night club, what a faxgot.

The Dj's music selection is horrible, this guy is a faxgot.

by Hayden Baptiste November 12, 2006