Fagfriend

Girls have boyfriends. Boys have girlfriends. Gays have fagfriends. Fagfriends are the boyfriends of another faggots.

Is your fagfriend still recovering from the donkey punches you gave it last night?

by Booty_hunter February 3, 2020

feyfriend

a genderless relationship term that can be used if your partner is agender, nonbinary, or other non-conforming gender identities. replaces the words "girl" or "boy" but keeps the suffix of "friend" so that this term fits nicely with the others. (also kind of sounds like your partner is from a fantasy realm, with "fey" sounding like "fae", another word for fairies/faeries).

"Raine is agender, meaning that they're neither a boy or a girl, they're my feyfriend."
"Amy's not answering my calls, her and her feyfriend are probably gettin it on in the woods!"

by Femboy Kpop Stan October 21, 2020

funfriending

Unfriending someone who deserves to be unfriended, usually because they post many obnoxious statuses, pictures or wall posts.

Not Steve: "I funfriended the shit out out of Steve after he spammed my newsfeed about his new Jeep Wrangler. What a giant fucking douche."

Also Not Steve: "Funfriending is cathartic and fun!"

by lickdaduckbutter May 24, 2011

foyfriend

A guy you are hooking up with, but are not techinically dating.

Girl 1: Sorry, I can't I have a date with my boyfriend.
Girl 2: He asked you out?!?!
Girl 1: Well...not yet...
Girl 2: OHHHH! You mean you have a date with your foyfriend.

by Staceeeeeeeee January 21, 2009

fauxfriend

Someone that you were in a relationship with but it wasn't quite a relationship. It could have been that:
1) You acted like you were in a relationship, except for lacking the physical.
2) You had the physical aspects of a relationship but outside of the bedroom you were just friends.
3) Almost a relationship except that one of you were in an actual full-blown relationship at the time, and the two of you couldn't quite get over that fact.

We had been sleeping together for three months and hung out together all the time but something was missing when were out on the town. I realized what was missing when we bumped into his boyfriend, which I guess made me his fauxfriend.

by Craig Bowers April 11, 2007

fapfiend

One who masturbates to excess.

Andy's been masturbating five or six times daily! What a fapfiend!

by Nikki July 15, 2004

fagfinder

A bottle rocket that the stick has been removed then a group of people get in a circle. A person then lites the b-rocket and who ever it hits is the fag.

Johny is the queer cause he got hit with the fagfinder

by Curt the Shizzle October 2, 2005