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to act as if offended in order to induce guilt in another.

i cried when he teased me for vomiting but i was really only fauxfended.

fauxfended by machete flapjack February 26, 2009

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Fauxfended

To pretend to be offended when you are not. Usually just to be a cunt.

Jane was fauxfended at what I said about dogs with waggy tails.

She wasn't really offended she just wanted to be awkward.

Fauxfended by Pookay January 15, 2021

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Fauxfended

Short for Faux Offended.

Heather gets very fauxfended when I disagree with her.

Fauxfended by Buiti Binafi August 14, 2018

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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