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to act as if offended in order to induce guilt in another.
i cried when he teased me for vomiting but i was really only fauxfended.
by machete flapjack February 26, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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To pretend to be offended when you are not. Usually just to be a cunt.
Jane was fauxfended at what I said about dogs with waggy tails.

She wasn't really offended she just wanted to be awkward.
by Pookay January 15, 2021
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