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A haiku-like poem, free of the traditional meter and length restrictions, but resembling the age-old art form.
It was a beautiful faux-ku poem, full of rich emotion, but totally breaking the rules. Example:
The words were beautiful
As always.
You too are beautiful
In so many ways.
You are a part of us
Inseparable and Loved.
Faux-Ku by flyingdog May 7, 2010

faux kisses 

When you kiss a mirror, and it looks like you are kissing yourself.
I caught Doug doing faux kisses and he was really getting into it. Should we talk to him about it?
faux kisses by JuggaMD August 5, 2017

Faux-kerchief 

The fake, sewn-in handkerchief in the pockets of suits or shirts.
After accidentally spilling his drink on his date, he had to borrow a handkerchief since his rented suit only had a sewn-in faux-kerchief.
Faux-kerchief by OnceABonehead April 20, 2025

faux lesbian kissing 

the act of two women kissing for shock value on tv/movies/real life

btw faux means fake in french for all of you uncultured swines who didn't know that
faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo since 1994

faux french kiss

Where one person takes a drag on a cigarette or weed and then kisses another person sending the smoke into that persons mouth and then out their nose. It's almost impossible to do correctly, but totally classy and sexy once you do.
They faux french kissed on the beach and she thought she knew he was her soul-mate.
faux french kiss by Katie J. December 20, 2004

faux urban cracker kid 

Cringy white pothead normies in middle school who wear hoodies, say stuff like chill, fax, THOT BEGONE, oof, snack, bruh, squad, gucci, fam and act/talk like 2014 nibbas. usually worship hell-tier rappers like lil pump and cannot have an IQ fit to comprehend originality, roaming the suburbs of american shitholes this present day.
F.U.C.K. them faux urban cracker kids trying to cancerize my twitter feed with their oversaturation of me_irl, roblox and caillou memery