The version of cola often sold at large take-away chains made from mixing carbonated water with premixed syrup. Often referred to as the best hangover cure known to man. The word originates from the meaningful collaboration of the words faux (as in fake) and coke (as in cola).

Pronounced 'folk'

Phil: Mate, I'm sooo hungover. Kills me.
Luke: Do you want a panadol?
Phil: Nah, but im craving a gigantic fauxke.

fauxke by philth ee September 30, 2010

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Fauxke

Faux-ke, rhymes with "woke".

Fake wokeness, usually observed in SJWs who try to claim they are "woke" when in actual fact, they don't actually care or believe it themselves.

Fauke: "I'm tryna defeat you and your white privilege!"
Me: "You went to a private school, and got a full ride to an Ivy League school. I couldn't afford to go to college. You're not woke, you're fauxke."

Fauxke by GarbagecanKicker August 18, 2020

fauxner

An illusionary erection created when one sits down and their pants (usually jeans) bunch up at the crotch. This can happen to both males and females, and generally, the stiffer and baggier the jeans, the more impressive the fauxner. This word comes from the French word "faux," meaning fake.

"Dude, don't get near me with that thing."

"Oh don't worry, it's just a fauxner."

fauxner by Kyle Rossi April 17, 2007

Fauxleb

1. A person who exploits their private life in order to gain notoriety in the public eye.
2. Someone who gives little or no thought to the meaning or consequences of their public behavior in relation to impressionable minds that observe them.
3. Contributes nothing creative or meaningful to the public domain, yet is held in esteem with those that have/do.
(unless you consider sex tapes creative and meaningful)

girl 1: OMG, did you see Becky's new sex tape?!

girl 2: Totally! OMG, she is such a fauxleb wannabe!

Fauxleb by Ernesto Riley June 28, 2010

FauxNews

A alternate name for Fox News Network; opinions masquerading as news.

'You saw that on FauxNews last night, didn't you?'

FauxNews by dwendt April 15, 2009

fauxetry

This is a word for the poetry that emo kiddies write. It's not real poetry, they just think it is. Hence, the introduction of fauxetry.

"Not another piece of fauxetry for your livejournal!"

fauxetry by Ms Errorfied August 17, 2005

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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