fauxke 

The act of pretending to be woke. (Fake woke)

She pretended to care about the latest politics. She fauxke.

OMG, she's so fauxke. She doesn't even care about the No Dakota Access Pipe Line.

fauxke by brendds3 February 26, 2017

fauxke 

The version of cola often sold at large take-away chains made from mixing carbonated water with premixed syrup. Often referred to as the best hangover cure known to man. The word originates from the meaningful collaboration of the words faux (as in fake) and coke (as in cola).

Pronounced 'folk'

Phil: Mate, I'm sooo hungover. Kills me.
Luke: Do you want a panadol?
Phil: Nah, but im craving a gigantic fauxke.

fauxke by philth ee September 30, 2010

Fauxke 

Faux-ke, rhymes with "woke".

Fake wokeness, usually observed in SJWs who try to claim they are "woke" when in actual fact, they don't actually care or believe it themselves.

Fauke: "I'm tryna defeat you and your white privilege!"
Me: "You went to a private school, and got a full ride to an Ivy League school. I couldn't afford to go to college. You're not woke, you're fauxke."

Fauxke by GarbagecanKicker August 18, 2020

fauxner 

An illusionary erection created when one sits down and their pants (usually jeans) bunch up at the crotch. This can happen to both males and females, and generally, the stiffer and baggier the jeans, the more impressive the fauxner. This word comes from the French word "faux," meaning fake.

"Dude, don't get near me with that thing."

"Oh don't worry, it's just a fauxner."

fauxner by Kyle Rossi April 17, 2007

Fauxleb 

1. A person who exploits their private life in order to gain notoriety in the public eye.
2. Someone who gives little or no thought to the meaning or consequences of their public behavior in relation to impressionable minds that observe them.
3. Contributes nothing creative or meaningful to the public domain, yet is held in esteem with those that have/do.
(unless you consider sex tapes creative and meaningful)

girl 1: OMG, did you see Becky's new sex tape?!

girl 2: Totally! OMG, she is such a fauxleb wannabe!

Fauxleb by Ernesto Riley June 28, 2010

FauxNews 

A alternate name for Fox News Network; opinions masquerading as news.

'You saw that on FauxNews last night, didn't you?'

FauxNews by dwendt April 15, 2009

fauxetry 

This is a word for the poetry that emo kiddies write. It's not real poetry, they just think it is. Hence, the introduction of fauxetry.

"Not another piece of fauxetry for your livejournal!"

fauxetry by Ms Errorfied August 17, 2005