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A haiku-like poem, free of the traditional meter and length restrictions, but resembling the age-old art form.
It was a beautiful faux-ku poem, full of rich emotion, but totally breaking the rules. Example:
The words were beautiful
As always.
You too are beautiful
In so many ways.
You are a part of us
Inseparable and Loved.
Faux-Ku by flyingdog May 7, 2010
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Kung Faux 

(Kung Foe) Kung Faux (N.) A Kung-Fu Comedy TV Show/DVD where they take old Kung-Fu footage and edit the hell out of it to make it look like the actors are really saying different stuff and doing different things then the "correct" English dubbing would have you think. The comedy part about it is that all of the dialogue they replace in it is all Hip-Hop and Rap related and they usually get rappers (none famous) to Lip Sync the parts, which ends up being a hilarious Street Rap (as well as part Video Game)edition of a Kung-Fu movie.
Kung Faux comes on Canadian music channel, Fuse TV. Think of Spike TV's "Most Extreme Elimination", mixed with "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", mixed with any given Master P or Ice Cube movie. The results? Some funny ass Hip-Hop TV!
Kung Faux by G-Union January 20, 2004
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Kung Faux 

A TV+DVD Series featuring remixed classic kung fu flix retold through the voices of classic hip hop artists such as Biz Markie, Masta Ace, & Afrika Bambaataa whom have dubtitled a new story line along with adding a new hip hop flavoured soundtrack & video game styled special effects.
The name, "Kung Faux", rhymes with "Gung Ho", so act like You Know !!!
Kung Faux by COLAB February 7, 2004

kung faux 

Comedy television series in which classic Kung fu Movies are re-cut and re-dubbed with hip-hop speak and sound effects. The result is a parody with similarities to kung-pow, albeit with a more "street" dialogue.
Isn't faux (or fuax) french for false?
kung faux by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026