faux g

When your phone says that it has service but it turns out when you try to use it that it doesn't. A combination of 4G and 'faux' for fake.

*Sees 4 bars on phone display*
*Opens web browser, only to find there's no internet*
"Oh darn, looks like my phone has faux g reception right now"

faux g by Ned Burchfiel December 2, 2021

FAUX-GO 

A faux BOGO.

The sale was advertised as "Buy One, Get One Free" but I went to the store and it was Buy One, Get One for Half-Off. That is NOT bogo.... that is FAUX-go. Not cool. Not cool at all.

FAUX-GO by Transformers3People0 May 5, 2010

faux-gina 

n. folds of upper thigh fat on an obese woman which superficially appear to be the vagina and obscure the actual vagina. There may be mutliple faux-ginas in one crotchal region.

"I thought I was retracting the labia but it turned out to be a faux-gina" "Her vagina was hidden by her faux-ginas"

faux-gina by Crotchalsurprise August 16, 2009

Faux Glo 

A fake tan created by use of sprays, lotions, tanning beds, or a combination of the aforementioned.

Pronounced: fow-glow

"Chelse was totally white yesterday when I saw her and today she looks like she's been at the beach all week."

"It must be a faux glo"

Faux Glo by Chesty what what December 22, 2005

Faux Gamer Girl

Noun: Any woman who uses video game/nerd culture as a means of artificially increasing her rating on the hotness scale or to obtain undeserved attention from a male audience.

She may even play mainstream games such as Halo/Gears/CoD/etc but will generally have an over inflated sense of self. This is due to the fact that many in the video game community regard moderately attractive women who game thusly: "OmG!! G1rLs Wh0 G4mE ARE HAWT!!"

These types of women will continually point back at the fact that "I play games and menstruate, and therefore, you should worship me" by doing a variety of things. Such as cosplaying or larping as the sluttiest VG character they can find.

Posting images on their blog or tumblr of them naked with only 360 controllers or Mario plushies covering their naughty bits.

Getting a video game based "tramp stamp" or other risque vg based tattoo.

Playing a popular game in a bikini, lingerie, or form fitting clothing (that may or may not contain imagery that's part of video game/geek culture). Then taking pictures of it. Then posting said pictures on the web.

If you spend more time telling people that "you're a girl who plays games" instead of "here's the games I play" you may be a faux gamer girl.

See also Cam Whore and Attention Whore

Guy1: Oh man did you see the hot gamer girl pic I sent to your email?

Guy2: You mean the cam whore in the Smash Bros. undies?
faux gamer girl ftw.

Faux Gamer Girl by davidson November 13, 2011

Faux-Geek 

Fake-Geek - someone of limited technical ability who likes comics or science-fiction or video games but doesn't have any TRUE geek qualities (like knowing a lot about computers or math or science).

"That Apple fan-boy is just another faux-geek. Android's just too complicated for him."

Faux-Geek by jlwn111 May 24, 2012

faux gritti 

Grafitti that is generated by big corporations that masquerades as tagging and other authentic forms of street art. it is considered by many as a hybrid of real grafitti, that is deceptive, offensive, derivative, tasteless, disrespectful, unsightly, and unethical.

dat corporate ad on the wall of that building ain't no real tag. it's faux gritti, baby.

faux gritti by oopppphhhh October 8, 2007