Definitions by jlwn111

Bed-Lightning 

The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.

"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."

Bed-Lightning by jlwn111 November 9, 2016

Faux-Geek 

Fake-Geek - someone of limited technical ability who likes comics or science-fiction or video games but doesn't have any TRUE geek qualities (like knowing a lot about computers or math or science).

"That Apple fan-boy is just another faux-geek. Android's just too complicated for him."

Faux-Geek by jlwn111 May 24, 2012