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Faux Friend 

Someone who says they are your friend and is really an acquaintance.

Someone who claims to be your friend, but is never really there when you need them, doesn't return your calls or messages unless they need something, and when chatting about getting together they reply with, "yeah, let's do that sometime really soon."
Someone who claims to be your bestie, but never returns your calls or emails, unless they need something.

Someone who only wants you around when they are going through a rough time, when things are better for them they are too busy to get together or chat, that's when you realize they are a faux friend.

Someone who replies to getting together on a specific day with, "sounds good, let's do that sometime really soon."
Faux Friend by EstelleSuncatcher March 21, 2010

friend or faux? 

Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.
She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?
friend or faux? by Monkey's Dad October 6, 2020

faux friendzone 

You're in the faux friendzone so you still have a chance.

Fluxfriend 

An alternative way to refer to a non binary person, in place of girl/boyfriend.
"I'd like to introduce you to (name), they are my Fluxfriend."
Fluxfriend by Laudanum April 14, 2014

fauxfriend 

Someone that you were in a relationship with but it wasn't quite a relationship. It could have been that:
1) You acted like you were in a relationship, except for lacking the physical.
2) You had the physical aspects of a relationship but outside of the bedroom you were just friends.
3) Almost a relationship except that one of you were in an actual full-blown relationship at the time, and the two of you couldn't quite get over that fact.
We had been sleeping together for three months and hung out together all the time but something was missing when were out on the town. I realized what was missing when we bumped into his boyfriend, which I guess made me his fauxfriend.
fauxfriend by Craig Bowers April 11, 2007
A friendship based on fake emotions and / or intentions. To purposely decieve someone's friendship for personal gain.
Watch out for that girl she's looking for a new fauxriend with benefits
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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