A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.
Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!
"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.
"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."
"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."
When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.
I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?