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human fannypack 

That thing where a midget hangs around your waist and carries your driver's license in his mouth.
"Jim, wanna go to that new club, SPAHCY?"
"Yeah, Tom. Let me get my human fannypack."
human fannypack by Applefran October 3, 2013
As Nicky left the bathroom, he reached for his fatpack as he approached the store counter
Fatpack by Coolpunch September 10, 2009

Fattycake McJiggles 

A name commonly used as a reference to an extremely large figured being. This case was first noted back in 2004 with the arrival of steve B to the world of fat people.
Yo lets go hang with Fattycake McJiggles today. Haha we can go eat all his food out of his closet. HAHA

fannypack 

1. a small pouch (convenient for traveling) connected by horizontal straps that are encircled around the waist, fastened by a buckle/button of some sort. suitable to contain any type of small traveling/hiking/photographing necessities
-called 'fannypack' because the bulk of the pouch rested on the (hindquarters) fanny (see american usage... or british if you prefer).
-typically seen resting on the front/back of tourists, however there has been a spotted trend amongst the hipster type where the fannypack is worn off to the side (a slight diversion from it's usual appearance)


2. a neo-slang term referring to an excess of stored of fat in the posterior region
1. "Timmy,we're going to disneyworld today, so put on your fannypack"

2. "Damn that dude/chick has one hell of a fannypack"
fannypack by jady September 21, 2004

FannyPacktastic 

Anything wonderful, great, fine, or awesome.
Tedwardo: Hey Todd, How're you today?
Todd: Im FANNYPACKTASTIC TEDWARDO!!
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Jane: Hey your new hair cut is fannypacktastic!
Jill: Thanks! and I just got these fannypacktastic shoes on sale.
FannyPacktastic by Shintwieda November 6, 2005

nattypack 

The finest case of beer available in the US. Natural light beer in a cardboard box consisting of 30 excellent quality beers. Brewed with the finest hops available, natty light is a good source of protein and calories for the typical high school/college student's diet.
I'm so fuckin' thirsty right now, a nattypack sounds like sex on the beach.
nattypack by grizzgreen2323 June 18, 2010