fattack

aggressive behavior from a person who is grossly or morbidly overweight, i.e. fat

Dude, leave that chick alone or you might get fattacked.

by fringeling June 6, 2009

fattack

1. A common side effect following a large consumption of fat. Usually associated with nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and explosive diarrhea.

2. A gang up of several morbidly obese citizens who raid small gas stations and steal their stashes of Twinkies.

"Yo n1gg4, I ate dis smoked turkey leg at my lady's parent's house the otha night and I got a muthafuckin' fattack. I was sittin' on their Toto for forty-five minutes and it smelt like toxic, dawg."

Cashier: "I dunno what happened, man. They just came in, knocked everything down, broke the windows, stole all the Twinkies and left... There was nothing I could do to stop them. I was so shocked at their agility, man."

by zoooooombie-er July 2, 2009

Fattock

A fattock is a rotund, larger friend within a social group that always eats too much and often orders the most food when eating out etc.

Simon: Marc, why have you ordered SO much food... it's 10am?
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.

by mumpaidforthis August 19, 2014

Fatpack

Old timey New York slang for a wallet

As Nicky left the bathroom, he reached for his fatpack as he approached the store counter

by Coolpunch September 10, 2009

fatjacked

A person who is both muscular and fat.

Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!

by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

fatback chopper

Cleaving the buttocks in twain. Similar to a danza slap right along the buttcrack.

The bitch didn't like it in the ass so I had to teach her what's what with a Fatback Chopper.

by BUNNe's Sister, BUNNe, and an honorable mention to Wotan July 28, 2008

Fattocks

The buttocks of a grossly obese individual. Most often a ghastly and unnerving sight to behold

Crikey me! Look at the fattocks on that Mc Donalds addict!

by [Harry^Hardcore) July 19, 2007