fatti

fat guy

“you’re such a fatti!”

by fartsarefun June 6, 2024

fatti patti

a constantly snacking, morbidaly obese, blood sucking, fishy smelling secret C.I.A. observer who uses mind control over students with the "sign in sheet", while at the same time being the Nazi leader of the ginger rebellion with no other use in life than to deplete the happiness of those surrounding this being and to waste the oxygen which could efficiently be used by other, more compelling members of society with meaningful jobs.

when a fat german Nazi ginger reproduces with an ignorant meaningless being to create an utterly low member of society, also known as "fatti patti"

by anti-Pattsie May 27, 2009

FATTI CAZZI VOSTRI

Italian for:

1) Mind your own business, OR 2) Mind your f&*king business.

Mr. 2 cents:

Hey man, I really don't think that you should do it that way. If it was up to me I'd do it like this!

Your response:

Hey Mr. 2 cents, FATTI CAZZI VOSTRI uh! If I wanted your opinion I'd give it to you, stugats!

by CHE-212 May 18, 2008

Fattist

A person who subconsciously links overweight individuals as looking like the same famous person. I. E, Every full figured white girl looks like Adele.

Mom says to daughter about new sister n law, she looks like Adele. Daughter stunned, tells mom she’s a fattist.

by Msjames44 February 5, 2019

faptist

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.

After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.

by Protractor May 16, 2016

faptits

Tits that are so big and/or floppy that they make a fapping sound when they bounce. Usually this happens when they fuck laying down.

She has really nice faptits. I like when they flop around when she's running.

by undefinedwerd October 5, 2012

SHUSH FATTIES

The easiest way to get a bunch of people to be quiet.

"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH FATTIES" *the world goes quite in realization that they have been called fatties but don't respond because they've been told to shush* SHUSH FATTIES is an expression used to easily get a bunch of people to stop talking.

by PigMacLord February 9, 2015