fattis

a male homosexual who likes to pitch and recieve anal.

Fattis is a rump ranger, butt pirate, fudgepacker, uphill gardner, butt ninja, and pillow biter

by reggie bush June 14, 2007

Fattis

A fat latin fellow.

Marcus Quintus is a Fattis!

by p33n June 28, 2003

Fattis

Super Long Shlong

OMG! Look at that Fattis!

by Jesus June 27, 2003

Fattist

A person who subconsciously links overweight individuals as looking like the same famous person. I. E, Every full figured white girl looks like Adele.

Mom says to daughter about new sister n law, she looks like Adele. Daughter stunned, tells mom she’s a fattist.

by Msjames44 February 5, 2019

fatfished

When an individual participates in a dating site hookup only to discover that the other individual is substantially larger than you were initially led to believe.

I went to meet Bumble #1 last night and she fatfished me. bumble tinder catfished

by NoPo10's May 24, 2016

martial fartist

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.

JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!

by NE1 May 25, 2006

fatfish

spun-off from the popularization of the term catfish as seen in the documentary or on Mtv.

This directly relates to when a person intentional lies about their weight because they are far larger than they appear on their dating profile.

Bro: "Dude, that chick Beth I met of friendster, said she was 105 on her profile, when we met in person she actually weigh 105 more than me"

Dude: "Bro, you got fatfished"

Warning signs:
High angle close ups.
Animal profile pictures.
They list their body type as "a little extra"

by tubbytom February 7, 2013