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noun
the ability to make an object or person fatter.
That dress makes her look fattery.
That dress is very fattering on you.
fattery by Hazel Rider August 11, 2008
Words you can keep
The excess energy stored as fat, especially that which is accumulated over the holidays.
"Say Honey. What do you want for dinner tonight?"
" Oh, nothing for me. I'm living off my fattery for awhile. I think I'm good for a week or two!"
Fattery by Veeslog December 31, 2009
Related Words

fatter fuck 

A fatter fuck is fatter than a fat fuck.
Look at that fatter fuck over there. He's having another desert after desert again. And he thinks that diet coke is going to reduce him to a fat fuck again?
fatter fuck by Ronnieoc714 October 30, 2013

Whites Live Fatter

The presumptively ignorant belief that through out history it has always been advantageous to be white.
He was used to a life of: warnings by the police, 5 star vacations, swimming pools, tennis courts, credit cards, college degrees, career promotions, and tax evasion which all goes to prove Whites Live Fatter.
Whites Live Fatter by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020

fatterbate 

the action of pleasuring one's fat
Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."
fatterbate by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

flattery 

Insincere praise to a person or topic in order to achieve something, usually to further one's own interests.
"Hey Linda, you hair is the best in the world!"
"Quit with the flattery, you won't get far by lying to people"
flattery by SwagBit March 8, 2019
When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.
Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.
Fartery by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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