fattery

noun
the ability to make an object or person fatter.

That dress makes her look fattery.
That dress is very fattering on you.

by Hazel Rider August 11, 2008

Fattery

The excess energy stored as fat, especially that which is accumulated over the holidays.

"Say Honey. What do you want for dinner tonight?"
" Oh, nothing for me. I'm living off my fattery for awhile. I think I'm good for a week or two!"

by Veeslog December 31, 2009

fatter fuck

A fatter fuck is fatter than a fat fuck.

Look at that fatter fuck over there. He's having another desert after desert again. And he thinks that diet coke is going to reduce him to a fat fuck again?

by Ronnieoc714 October 30, 2013

Whites Live Fatter

The presumptively ignorant belief that through out history it has always been advantageous to be white.

He was used to a life of: warnings by the police, 5 star vacations, swimming pools, tennis courts, credit cards, college degrees, career promotions, and tax evasion which all goes to prove Whites Live Fatter.

by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020

fatterbate

the action of pleasuring one's fat

Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."

by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

flattery

Insincere praise to a person or topic in order to achieve something, usually to further one's own interests.

"Hey Linda, you hair is the best in the world!"
"Quit with the flattery, you won't get far by lying to people"

by SwagBit March 8, 2019

Fartery

When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.

Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.

by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011