fathern’t 

an abbreviation for father not, this term means you have no dad typically used when someone displays fatherless behaviour or when someone’s dad has unfortunately passed away or is getting milk.

natalie: leah is fathern’t

leah: how?

natalie: your dad is a hologram

fathern’t by simpingforyourmom February 23, 2022

father to a t 

A fat dad type. Father to a t is faT. Often used to discreetly make fun of someone for becoming a dad and getting wider.

A: dude what happened to bob after graduation? Ever since he married he’s unrecognizable
B: bob must be a father to a t

father to a t by laspalmasdegrancanaria January 28, 2022

From the same Father who didn't Bother 

Describing that you ARE related by someone who has the same Father, but he was NOT present in neither of you lives

Wecome from the same Father who didn't bother !

From the same Father who didn't Bother by Dewars July 8, 2010

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. by zenissushi August 23, 2019

father ted 

a great series

every episode ever made

father ted by dave August 15, 2003

Father Time 

The personification of Time and the more friendly version of the Grim Reaper. Typically pictured as an old man with a white beard doning a cloak and oft times carrying a scythe and hourglass. In ancient times he was known as Chronus or Saturn.

Father Time is married to Mother Earth; just as the Grim Reaper, the personification of Death, is married to Life who pictured as a young lady in artwork.

He symbolizes the flow of time and its effects. His old body is a reminder that time is the devourer of all things and that, like the sand in the hourglass he often carries, his life will run out, as all good things come to an end.

He turns the seasons around
And so she changes her gown
But they always look in their prime
They go on dancing their dance
Of every lasting romance
Mother Earth and Father Time
The summer larks return to sing
Oh what a gift they give
Then autumn days grow short and cold
Oh what a joy to live
How very special are we
For just a moment to be
Part of life’s eternal rhyme
How very special are we
To have on our family tree
Mother Earth and Father Time

Father Time by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009