simpingforyourmom's definitions

fathern’t

an abbreviation for father not, this term means you have no dad typically used when someone displays fatherless behaviour or when someone’s dad has unfortunately passed away or is getting milk.

natalie: leah is fathern’t

leah: how?

natalie: your dad is a hologram

by simpingforyourmom February 23, 2022

hologram

a hologram is something made up. it can also be used to describe someones father since they may lack a father figure in their life due to an unfortunate death or they “went to get milk” as well as as an insult against your friends

natalie: leah has no dad

leah: dude you literally met my dad

natalie: yeah but he’s a hologram you’re fathern’t

leah: zoes met him too

zoe: i saw water go write through him what is he jesus? it wasn’t even holy water smh

by simpingforyourmom March 6, 2022