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fatb by cutiepatootiefatkuchi March 15, 2023
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Fatbook
A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009
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fatback • fatbags • Fatball • Fatbeard • fatboy slim • fatbody • fatbox • Fatbob • Fatberg • fatboytvshow
fatbotage
In an attempt to fatbotage Stephanie, every day at work Marcy left a freshly baked pie on Stephanie's desk, even though she knew Stephanie was on Atkins or some shit like that.
fatbotage by -=THE ROOSTER=- December 8, 2012
disgusting fatbody
A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".
"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"
disgusting fatbody by Lycomedes December 17, 2008
FatBrawl
An American game in which the participants are mostly obese and not very intelligent.
One of the players throws the "ball". It's not even a ball. He is known as the quarterback. He is generally a pretty boy.
One runs with the ball. He is generally short and stocky and known as the running back.
A couple of guys are actually athetles, who can run for short periods of time..
Two guys kick the ball. These guys play for like 2 minutes during the whole game.
And the rest of the players basically beat each other up. They have no other skills. The sport is also known as Fatball.
At the end of their generally short careers (3 years on the average), almost 100 % of the players are physically and/or mentally disabled.
One of the players throws the "ball". It's not even a ball. He is known as the quarterback. He is generally a pretty boy.
One runs with the ball. He is generally short and stocky and known as the running back.
A couple of guys are actually athetles, who can run for short periods of time..
Two guys kick the ball. These guys play for like 2 minutes during the whole game.
And the rest of the players basically beat each other up. They have no other skills. The sport is also known as Fatball.
At the end of their generally short careers (3 years on the average), almost 100 % of the players are physically and/or mentally disabled.
FatBrawl by Honest Abe Always October 23, 2011
fatboi
fatboi by bender1010101 October 9, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026