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Fatbook
A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009
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fatbotage
In an attempt to fatbotage Stephanie, every day at work Marcy left a freshly baked pie on Stephanie's desk, even though she knew Stephanie was on Atkins or some shit like that.
fatbotage by -=THE ROOSTER=- December 8, 2012
disgusting fatbody
A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".
"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"
disgusting fatbody by Lycomedes December 17, 2008
fatbody
An unsightly, obese person with a propensity toward laying around and eating. Possesses a severe aversion to physical labor or exercise.
Adam: Is Ben playing basketball today? Charlie: No way, that fatbody is on his couch covered in potato chips and grease like he always is.
FatBrawl
An American game in which the participants are mostly obese and not very intelligent.
One of the players throws the "ball". It's not even a ball. He is known as the quarterback. He is generally a pretty boy.
One runs with the ball. He is generally short and stocky and known as the running back.
A couple of guys are actually athetles, who can run for short periods of time..
Two guys kick the ball. These guys play for like 2 minutes during the whole game.
And the rest of the players basically beat each other up. They have no other skills. The sport is also known as Fatball.
At the end of their generally short careers (3 years on the average), almost 100 % of the players are physically and/or mentally disabled.
One of the players throws the "ball". It's not even a ball. He is known as the quarterback. He is generally a pretty boy.
One runs with the ball. He is generally short and stocky and known as the running back.
A couple of guys are actually athetles, who can run for short periods of time..
Two guys kick the ball. These guys play for like 2 minutes during the whole game.
And the rest of the players basically beat each other up. They have no other skills. The sport is also known as Fatball.
At the end of their generally short careers (3 years on the average), almost 100 % of the players are physically and/or mentally disabled.
FatBrawl by Honest Abe Always October 23, 2011
fatboi
fatboi by bender1010101 October 9, 2009