A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009
Get the Fatbook mug.1. The action taken in which one already receives a Facebook friend request seemingly before the sentence "Pleasure to meet you" is completed.
Bryce- "Dude I just met that cute chick Kelsey at the party the other day, next thing you know I get fastbooked! Came home that same night to a friend request."
Noah- "Mad fastbooking indeed my man, wasn't that party upstairs?!"
Bryce- "Exactly bro."
Noah- "Mad fastbooking indeed my man, wasn't that party upstairs?!"
Bryce- "Exactly bro."
by ol221 February 12, 2012
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Fatbook • Fatbooking • Fagbook • Fapbook • Fapbooking • factbook • Factbooking • fadbook • faebook • Fagbooker
A dummy account on Facebook in which the owner only adds friends for the purpose of fapping (masturbating) to their photos.
This may be as simple as a freshly-made, blank profile or as complex as a fully fleshed-out profile with fake photos, background information and persona.
Doing this requires certain precautions:
1. Don't add any friends from your real Facebook page
2. Don't forget to log out after using it every time
3. Refrain from speaking to the women you have added (remember, this is a fake account used only for fapping, no good will come from actually talking to these women)
4. If you decide to tell anyone about your Fapbook, don't tell them your fake name.
Tips and tricks:
1. Once you add one person, look through their friends list for more. Slutty girls often have slutty friends. Also, the more mutual friends you have, the more likely it is they will add you.
2. Eventually, you will get banned from adding people for a while. To avoid this, get girls to add you by having a photo that looks like an attractive celebrity.
3. For some unknown reason, you will occasionally be prevented from adding certain people. Poke these people and they may add you, or poke you back. In either case, you now have a link to their profile on your page.
4. If a favorite fapping object unfriends you, simply post a link to their albums on your wall. Unfortunately, this only works if their photos are viewable by all.
This may be as simple as a freshly-made, blank profile or as complex as a fully fleshed-out profile with fake photos, background information and persona.
Doing this requires certain precautions:
1. Don't add any friends from your real Facebook page
2. Don't forget to log out after using it every time
3. Refrain from speaking to the women you have added (remember, this is a fake account used only for fapping, no good will come from actually talking to these women)
4. If you decide to tell anyone about your Fapbook, don't tell them your fake name.
Tips and tricks:
1. Once you add one person, look through their friends list for more. Slutty girls often have slutty friends. Also, the more mutual friends you have, the more likely it is they will add you.
2. Eventually, you will get banned from adding people for a while. To avoid this, get girls to add you by having a photo that looks like an attractive celebrity.
3. For some unknown reason, you will occasionally be prevented from adding certain people. Poke these people and they may add you, or poke you back. In either case, you now have a link to their profile on your page.
4. If a favorite fapping object unfriends you, simply post a link to their albums on your wall. Unfortunately, this only works if their photos are viewable by all.
An example of a fapbook would be a male creating a profile and adding only women to whom he would like to masturbate. He may add women who have their photos only viewable to friends, or he may add particularly attractive women just to have them on standby so he doesn't have to look them up again.
by Hunch Tover August 25, 2011
Get the Fapbook mug.Code name for the website known as facebook. This term is usually used by people who oppose facebook (otherwise known as facehaters). The term is a derivation of the word fag in order to cause offence to those of whom use facebook (known as fagbookers).
Needless to say, there is a raging battle between the Fagbookers.
Needless to say, there is a raging battle between the Fagbookers.
Fagbooker: Hey! I made a facebook! I was on it alllll night yesturday.
Facehater: Why dont you go fuck yourself and set it as your facegay status, you prick.
Facehater: Why dont you go fuck yourself and set it as your facegay status, you prick.
by Ooganden January 25, 2009
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John: I'm sorry, but I just don't log into fadbook anymore. Send me an email next time.
John: I'm sorry, but I just don't log into fadbook anymore. Send me an email next time.
by elooto August 17, 2010
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by dollarbill3585 September 24, 2013
Get the Fartbook mug.Similar to a doujin, a fanbook is an unofficial art or comic book, created by a fan of any game, show or cartoon. Usually these fanbooks are created for Japanese anime and depict hentai themes.
by Jeffsback2223 September 6, 2009
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