A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".
"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"
A fat nigga who loves food and when the delivery guy on time. Don't be fooled by his chubby teddy bear lookalike face he will steal yo girls pussy any day.
When you and another person order two different sandwiches and trade halves, giving both eaters the best of both worlds or simple variety. This can be done with other meals/food but a true Fatboy Swap is done with sandwiches.
Invented circa 2011 in Chelsea Market by Michael Hoey
Damn Big Ciel, I can't decide between the prosciutto or the sausage with broccoli rabe...Fatboy Swap?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.