FABOID Is a successful person who, whilst fond of linking with FABARMS, cannot spare enough of his/her personaltime to become a complete FABARM.
I watched FABOID putting on a handbrake turn when she was an extra - SOME turn! 180 degrees and right between the cars - she just got out and back on the set!
A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high schoolex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
In an attempt to fatbotage Stephanie, every day at work Marcy left a freshly baked pie on Stephanie's desk, even though she knew Stephanie was on Atkins or some shit like that.