Fatbob

A man who lives a rather sloppy life style. Can live with large amounts of wealth or in poverty. They often disregard the needs or feelings of other to ensure that they can continue living their life in there own little bubble. Often these people may life alone or with friends of the same nature and are rarly married. They take up easy to do hobbies such as video games or mini golf and take it very seriously. They usually drive an older tacky automobile and drive rather wrecklessly usually putting there vechicals to the limit.

Al Bundy off of Married with children is border line Fatbob. The fact he has a family takes away his title

Fatbob usually drives cars such as a Chevette, Aero Star or a Pinto

Fatbob by Dann Wilson September 10, 2006

Fatbob

Fatbob is here for all of us.

Niggas go to fatbob ghetto

Fatbob by Tim aber March 8, 2019

Fatbook

A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.

"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"

Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009

fatbotage 

a deliberate action aimed at ruining someone's attempt at dieting

In an attempt to fatbotage Stephanie, every day at work Marcy left a freshly baked pie on Stephanie's desk, even though she knew Stephanie was on Atkins or some shit like that.

fatbotage by -=THE ROOSTER=- December 8, 2012

fatmobile 

The motorized wheelchair shopping cart that gigantically fat people use at the grocery store because they are to fat and lazy to walk.

I spent two hours setting up a soup display at work and then suddenly some lard ass wrecked into it with a fatmobile.

fatmobile by chester B. Arthur December 9, 2008

disgusting fatbody 

A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".

"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"

disgusting fatbody by Lycomedes December 17, 2008

fatbody 

An unsightly, obese person with a propensity toward laying around and eating. Possesses a severe aversion to physical labor or exercise.

Adam: Is Ben playing basketball today? Charlie: No way, that fatbody is on his couch covered in potato chips and grease like he always is.

fatbody by Arulio January 6, 2009