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fartinger 

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.
The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.
fartinger by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Fartbanger 

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.
In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.
Fartbanger by Jason L71 December 9, 2007
Pressing two keys at the same time due to typing too fast or mistaking the distance needed to travel to the intended letter.
Damnit! I KLeep fatfingering letrters! Why me!
Fatfinger by Mai Valentine July 25, 2009

Feitzinger 

A Feitzinger is most likely German with some type of Italian. They are outgoing and clinically insane, but they still throw good parties. They are hard workers apart from there bad habits and know what they have to do before they spend all there money on drugs. American Feitzinger dwell in New York and the luck ones have made it off Long Island to grace the rural towns of Upstates NY. But traditionally they are raised on the Island.
Did you see the booty on that Feitzinger?
Feitzinger by AFEITZINGER January 22, 2009

Fartingruven 

Farting while driving a German automobile.
Guy: "Man who cut the cheese man?"

Other Guy: "Shit, I'm just fartingruven in my Volkswagen!"
Fartingruven by blumehauser July 9, 2009

fartmonger 

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.
He is such a fartmonger.
fartmonger by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007