Someone or something so disagreeable that they are a step higher that pugnacious. Can also be rude and insincere.
The woman showed how fugnacious she when she went on a diatribe against her husbands lack of ability to understand her pms. She screamed and scratched his eyeballs out.
by blumehauser November 29, 2010
by blumehauser September 30, 2009
A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.
Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."
by blumehauser July 22, 2009
The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.
Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."
Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
by blumehauser October 15, 2009
by blumehauser July 09, 2009
Man: "Man my wifes pregnant again! I always have me rubbers on!"
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
by blumehauser October 13, 2009
When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!
by blumehauser March 06, 2010