devils raincoat

A condom with a hole in it. Usually put in by wife/girlfriend.

Man: "Man my wifes pregnant again! I always have me rubbers on!"
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."

by blumehauser October 13, 2009

Penile Rejection

When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!

"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."

by blumehauser March 06, 2010

Fartmare

A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.

Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."

by blumehauser July 22, 2009

Boronic

Moronic and Boring at the same time

"Blogtv is pretty Boronic."

"Yeah dude I know what you mean."

by blumehauser March 06, 2010

satan's workshop

The unlooked after human brain.

lust, greed, power... all the seven deadlies

Yes all come from satan's workshop

by blumehauser September 30, 2009

Fugnacious

Someone or something so disagreeable that they are a step higher that pugnacious. Can also be rude and insincere.

The woman showed how fugnacious she when she went on a diatribe against her husbands lack of ability to understand her pms. She screamed and scratched his eyeballs out.

by blumehauser December 01, 2010

Fartingruven

Farting while driving a German automobile.

Guy: "Man who cut the cheese man?"

Other Guy: "Shit, I'm just fartingruven in my Volkswagen!"

by blumehauser July 09, 2009