Farting while driving a German automobile.
Guy: "Man who cut the cheese man?"
Other Guy: "Shit, I'm just fartingruven in my Volkswagen!"
A condom with a hole in it. Usually put in by wife/girlfriend.
Man: "Man my wifes pregnant again! I always have me rubbers on!"
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.
Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."
The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.
Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."
Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
The unlooked after human brain.
lust, greed, power... all the seven deadlies
Yes all come from satan's workshop
Moronic and Boring at the same time
"Blogtv is pretty Boronic."
"Yeah dude I know what you mean."
When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!
"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."