Definitions by blumehauser
Fugnacious
Someone or something so disagreeable that they are a step higher that pugnacious. Can also be rude and insincere.
The woman showed how fugnacious she when she went on a diatribe against her husbands lack of ability to understand her pms. She screamed and scratched his eyeballs out.
Fugnacious by blumehauser December 1, 2010
Penile Rejection
When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!
Penile Rejection by blumehauser March 6, 2010
halitosis hypnosis
The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.
Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."
Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
halitosis hypnosis by blumehauser October 15, 2009
devils raincoat
Man: "Man my wifes pregnant again! I always have me rubbers on!"
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
devils raincoat by blumehauser October 13, 2009
satan's workshop
satan's workshop by blumehauser September 30, 2009
Fartmare
A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.
Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."
Fartmare by blumehauser July 22, 2009