fartweb

When one walks unexpectedly through a fart cloud, and the offending odor sticks to their face, hair and clothes, they have just walked through a fartweb.

I walked through a fartweb and it was awful!

by Clive Hyde May 25, 2013

Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.

"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"

by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.

"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

fartleberry

the small shitlets fired out with a good fart.

oops there goes another one

by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

fartleberry

The little balls of excrement that cling to anus hairs

I woke up after a three-day bender, went to take a dump, and found a fartleberry patch.

by Noel Ster July 29, 2003

fartwobble

To sit on a chair and move side to side whilst expelling a fart

I'm going into a fart wobble. hold my beer
Qv to blow a trouser trumpet

To fartwobble

by 🐻 The bear December 8, 2019

Fartwerking

When you squat to begin twerking but when your cheeks spread apart you let you a loud fart at the same time

Has your wife ever twerked for you?

Well, the one time she tried she farted also.

Dude she was fartwerking

by Shitmyparentssay July 29, 2020