tartanbeastie's definitions

marmite tunnel

another word for for shiter or dirtbox.

do you take it up the marmite tunnel?

by tartanbeastie September 3, 2004

tatterwallops

aberdonian/doric word for pish flaps or pussy curtains

bloody hell mate did you see the tatterwallops on her

by tartanbeastie February 16, 2004

fartleberry

the small shitlets fired out with a good fart.

oops there goes another one

by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

rent boy

a bloke who like a good poophole pounding for cash may also shake your snake or gobble your knob

roger you total bending rent boy... erm how much did you make last night cos the beers on you

by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

timmy wagon

the vehicle used by timmy's and retards.. usually motorised

check out the mongles timmy wagon

by tartanbeastie February 14, 2004

pig squeal

the noise made when you get your ring piece rogered by a big retarded inbred banjo playing shit-kicker

you got a real purdy mouth you lil pig squealer.. open up and pray on this

by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004

pish flaps

the useful part of a woman

the useless bit of flesh above and below the pish flaps?? the woman

by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004