12 definitions by tartanbeastie

marmite tunnel

another word for for shiter or dirtbox.

do you take it up the marmite tunnel?

by tartanbeastie September 3, 2004

turbo timmy

the user of a timmy wagon
sometimes known to have souped up wagons with spokey dokeys and reflectors lights etc even go faster stripes

stephen hawkins

by tartanbeastie February 8, 2004

spazz or spazzy

broken form of the word spastic.
used usually to describe a complete mong or retard

what a spazz. or hey you spzzy come here

by tartanbeastie February 8, 2004

pig squealer

someone on the receiving end of anal sex male or female

as in deliverence... " you gonna squeal for me boy" thats it squeal like a piggy

by tartanbeastie February 8, 2004

rent boy

a bloke who like a good poophole pounding for cash may also shake your snake or gobble your knob

roger you total bending rent boy... erm how much did you make last night cos the beers on you

by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

pish flaps

the useful part of a woman

the useless bit of flesh above and below the pish flaps?? the woman

by tartanbeastie February 14, 2004

tatterwallops

aberdonian/doric word for pish flaps or pussy curtains

bloody hell mate did you see the tatterwallops on her

by tartanbeastie February 16, 2004