Definitions by tartanbeastie

marmite tunnel 

another word for for shiter or dirtbox.

do you take it up the marmite tunnel?

marmite tunnel by tartanbeastie September 3, 2004

tatterwallops 

aberdonian/doric word for pish flaps or pussy curtains

bloody hell mate did you see the tatterwallops on her

tatterwallops by tartanbeastie February 16, 2004

fartleberry

the small shitlets fired out with a good fart.

oops there goes another one

fartleberry by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

rent boy

a bloke who like a good poophole pounding for cash may also shake your snake or gobble your knob

roger you total bending rent boy... erm how much did you make last night cos the beers on you

rent boy by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

timmy wagon 

the vehicle used by timmy's and retards.. usually motorised

check out the mongles timmy wagon

timmy wagon by tartanbeastie February 14, 2004

pig squeal 

the noise made when you get your ring piece rogered by a big retarded inbred banjo playing shit-kicker

you got a real purdy mouth you lil pig squealer.. open up and pray on this

pig squeal by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004

pish flaps 

the useful part of a woman

the useless bit of flesh above and below the pish flaps?? the woman

pish flaps by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004