fartwinkle

the embodiment of human trash

Used after someones first name E.G: gabriel fartwinkle

by TrashSeeker September 19, 2021

Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

Fartingle

Fartingle is when you do a fart, and it makes your butt cheeks vibrate to the extent that it causes them to tingle.

Jamie : Oh sheet!

Kristin: What ?!

Jamie : I just fartingled !

by Finsio August 20, 2009

fartwizzleshadyplonkouch

The kind of severe injury that results from taking a piss under a shady tree, and accidentally fart, thereby causing a dead branch to fall off the tree and hit you in the penis. (Usually this only happens to male type people because women don't piss against trees very often. Also most of them don't have penises, just penis envy). Not the kind of woody most guys would choose.

Doctor: I'm sorry, son, you've got the worst case of fartwizzleshadyplonkouch I've seen. We'll have to operate.

by neverhappenedtome February 4, 2010

fartrinkle

When you fart and pee comes with it. Usually causes uncomfortable situations when done in public.

"O shit man I'm gonna fartrinkle all over me girlfriend."

by Sux4u123 July 14, 2009

fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004

Fardinkle

To be fooled; tricked; bamboozled; swindled.

Rats! That Dylan kid has fardinkled me again!

by CommanderRiker_ November 8, 2014