fartwalk

To fart as you walk. Usually done to avoid stinking up a specific place, or while walking, where the smell goes away with the wind anyway so you don't care. Sometimes, however, the smell follows you, rendering this technique useless.

John got up and fartwalked on his way to the to the bathroom. He really needed to take a shit.

by jrapeface November 14, 2013

Fartwalk

When a flight attendant is doing a security cabin check and or trash collection.

She did her fartwalk after she picked up the trash, flight attendants are pretty gassy.

Fart walk is when you’re walking and farting

by Millirock April 16, 2025

fart walk

To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.

...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"

by brothermike October 12, 2005

fart walk

When you fart every time you take a step.

Oh my God, I just had a severe case of fart walk. I feel sorry for everyone on that stairwell.

by DrRoy1 January 23, 2011

fartwank

masturbating whilst sitting on the toilet defecating

"Hey fellas, I'm just going for a quick fartwank"

by stingrod May 26, 2006

fart walk

A short walk with the sole purpose of passing gas so that your significant other cannot hear/smell it

Before I went to bed with my girlfriend, I took a fart walk to the kitchen first.

by Jibblit April 28, 2011

FatWalk

An irregular walk caused by a person's obesity, usually a cross beween a waddle and a limp.

See that guy up ahead, that's Fred. I know that FatWalk anywhere.

by jamejamejame July 22, 2011