Definitions by jrapeface

fartwalk 

To fart as you walk. Usually done to avoid stinking up a specific place, or while walking, where the smell goes away with the wind anyway so you don't care. Sometimes, however, the smell follows you, rendering this technique useless.

John got up and fartwalked on his way to the to the bathroom. He really needed to take a shit.

fartwalk by jrapeface November 14, 2013