Definitions by Brainiac
bat shit crazy
Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."
bat shit crazy by Brainiac March 2, 2005
dick splash
Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.
Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
dick splash by Brainiac March 2, 2005
fatty patty
The love handles usually associated with old age, but which can erupt at any time on someone who eats McDonald-like meals on a regular basis.
fatty patty by Brainiac March 2, 2005