1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.
2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".
2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".
1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."
2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits
2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits
by Brainiac January 09, 2005

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.
Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
by Brainiac March 02, 2005

A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).
Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
by Brainiac March 02, 2005

by Brainiac January 08, 2005

The love handles usually associated with old age, but which can erupt at any time on someone who eats McDonald-like meals on a regular basis.
by Brainiac March 02, 2005

Term used to describe the discoloration of fishing supplies in a tackle box that are left in the sun too long.
by Brainiac January 08, 2005

The term used by people who have an echocardiogram, but can't remember or pronounce the word "echocardiogram".
by Brainiac January 08, 2005
