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Gwabermellon

From the planet Gwaber, in the Andromeda Galaxy. A melon with the flavor of a Watermelon and fly feces. Loved by the Gwarberinians but not much cared for by Homo-Sapiens.
"Mmm. This gwabermelon tastes sweet... yet tart."
by Brainiac January 8, 2005
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humbucker

A word used by parents (usually after they accidentally injure themselves) who don't yet want their children to hear them cursing.
SLAM!
"Owwww! Mother...uh...humbucker!"
by Brainiac January 8, 2005
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aqua snogging

The act of clearing ones nose of pool water when coming up for a breath.
"Excuse me while I snog this water from my nose..."
Hoooonk!
by Brainiac March 17, 2005
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Da Shits

1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.

2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".
1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."

2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits
by Brainiac January 9, 2005
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dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.
Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
by Brainiac March 2, 2005
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krr splat

The sound a homophobe makes when flung from the top of the Empire State Building and lands on the pavement.
by Brainiac January 8, 2005
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ridmi

is an amazing person who is fun to be around and has a great laugh. Is a loyal and smart friend.
Woah you've got a great personality, kind of like a ridmi!
by brainiac March 23, 2013
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