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farttled 

When a person or dog farts and it startles one self or surrounding company.
I farttled at the movies and everyone thought it was a special effect.
farttled by DDiggilo March 10, 2019
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When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.
The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.
Fartled by Rorplup February 3, 2017
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Being startled so suddenly that one farts.
Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.
Fartled by lavibot February 18, 2014
to be startled by a loud fart
My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.
fartled by KRF99 March 17, 2008
To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.
"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."
Fartled by DLaws April 24, 2008
Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)
Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.
Fartled by mpenni1 November 13, 2011
When you fart in your sleep, jolt as a result and then roll over.
One time kraz farted in his sleep then jolted and rolled over. The tacos really got to him and he fartled himself.
Fartled by Moseefus July 1, 2018
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