2 definitions by TheRiz

Headphoning

When someone rests their head between two asses, preferably having each ear as close to the asshole as possible. It’s done mainly to make a point that you don’t want to listen to anyone or anything else, and would rather have two people fart in your ear instead.

The music in this place absolutely sucks. Hey, you two, get over here. I can’t listen to this shit anymore, I’d rather be headphoning.

by TheRiz February 17, 2018

Fartquake

Laying ass to ass with your partner and farting

She wanted to lay down and spoon, but I said turn around and let’s fartquake

by TheRiz February 13, 2018