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Definitions by TheRiz

Headphoning 

When someone rests their head between two asses, preferably having each ear as close to the asshole as possible. It’s done mainly to make a point that you don’t want to listen to anyone or anything else, and would rather have two people fart in your ear instead.
The music in this place absolutely sucks. Hey, you two, get over here. I can’t listen to this shit anymore, I’d rather be headphoning.
Headphoning by TheRiz May 6, 2018

Fartquake 

Laying ass to ass with your partner and farting
She wanted to lay down and spoon, but I said turn around and let’s fartquake
Fartquake by TheRiz February 15, 2018