Farquad is a shithed and deserve to get crotch bugs from being a loser. shrek is superior and farquad shouldn't even try cause he's only 2 feet tall. that dumbass is so ugly with his shitty bowlcut hair. can't even marry a girl who likes him back
by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020
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Someone or something that is idiotic or downright stupid. Another meaning is someone who is noticeably shorter than the average human population.
by MeHow27 November 22, 2009
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When you're hitting on a girl and then your buddy or some random jabrone ends up going home with her.
Dude, did you hear about Bob getting totally farquaded by the jabrone in the affliction shirt last night?
by The crazy cowboy August 16, 2009
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Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba
Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier
by Thiccc Giraffe Necc March 25, 2018
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A VERY short man in the hit-movie Shrek, who plays the villainous villain of all possible villainy.
Person 1: Wow, I just love the hit-movie "Shrek".
Person 2: Yes, me as well. My favorite character is the zesty Lord Farquad
by xNightxSkyeX October 23, 2018
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