farquaded

Made a mess in your pants

i just farquaded in my bed

farquaded by jimbo jim bob November 15, 2017

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Lord Farquaad n Squad

A group of people, whom posses an extreme hate towards ham sandwiches, consists of people named Ikra, Zahra, Aminah, Jasmine and Erin. Of course, not to forget, the leader - Lord Farquaad.

Person 1: Gee, I do hate ham, don't you Zahra?
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.

Lord Farquaad n Squad by Lord Farquaad n Squad December 9, 2016

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Lord Farquad

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

Lord Farquad by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

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Lord Farquaad

The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.

Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.

Lord Farquaad by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 28, 2016