fineattitude's definitions

pacifist aggressivist

Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way

{Pacifist Aggressivist }Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way
When Sasha approached John and called him a weirdo, John held up his hand and said. "Wait a minute, Sasha" and clasped his hands, eyes heavenward and said, "Dear God, please help me have the patience to deal with Sasha in a way that would make you proud. Please let me not stoop to her level and call her things like "feeble-minded a-hole" and "atrocious dresser. Amen". John closed his eyes for a moment and then refocused on Sasha, "Yes, Sasha. You were saying?"

by fineattitude April 4, 2016

fartian

Noun. The language of flatulence.

If someone shyly breaks wind in your presence, ease their discomfort by saying, "It's okay. I speak fartian."

by fineattitude August 15, 2010

momopolize

verb: a manuever by a matriarch for whom all conversational roads lead back to her spawn.

Don't ask her about her kids. She'll just momopolize the conversation.

by fineattitude August 3, 2010