A person who can pass gas and vary the volume, tone and pitch.
When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.
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When a person is so fat that their butt crack extends up the middle of their back.
In my yoga class today, the new guy showed a serious case of back crack during several of the poses
A female Uber driver.
Got a boober ride back from the club last night, cost me $8.50.
The fear of opening an email that might have been sent by a spammer or other unwanted electronic intruder.
John has had inbox anxiety ever since his banking information was hijacked from his email account.
A person who lacks initiative. A slacker, a deadbeat.
Simmons just lays around all day playing video games and sleeping; the guy is motivationally challenged to the max.
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a place where there is low lighting or low visibility
I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.
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An appreciation for a good fart (aka flatulence).
John was inflatulated by Tom's explosive volume. His level of inflatulation was very high.
