Fartisan

Someone who is highly skilled in the art of farting with well-developed sphinchter control that allows them to control both the duration and acoustics of their farts. A fartisan may deliberately eat certain foods in order to increase their fart power.

He possessed an uncanny ability to fart. He could release them slowly producing a fart as long as eight seconds or propel them out with one large sphinctoral push to produce a more powerful but shorter fart. He was a true fartisan and skilled fartsman.

by Lucius Atkinson June 5, 2018

fartisan

Fake artisan. A product that pretends to be hand-made and artistically crafted, but is mass-produced and mass-marketed.

Subway introduced a new specialty sandwich on fartisan bread.

by Coyoty June 7, 2017

Fartisan

Someone who creates many different farts.

Wow, I learned a new fart trick from the fartisan!

by Killercoke2 March 12, 2020

artisan fartisan

A person who can pass gas and vary the volume, tone and pitch.

When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.

by 3episodesofLITB June 30, 2017

fartigan

A sweater made out of farts

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."

by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010

fartigan sweater

A fart that creeps upward and becomes trapped in your shirt, warming you at the same time. Later, when you take the shirt off, you get a whiff of the remnants of the fart, like you farted again.

On a chilly winter day, a fartigan sweater is kinda nice, until you take off your shirt later on.

by stormteam69 April 11, 2010

fartian

Noun. The language of flatulence.

If someone shyly breaks wind in your presence, ease their discomfort by saying, "It's okay. I speak fartian."

by fineattitude August 15, 2010