Fartisan

Someone who is highly skilled in the art of farting with well-developed sphinchter control that allows them to control both the duration and acoustics of their farts. A fartisan may deliberately eat certain foods in order to increase their fart power.

He possessed an uncanny ability to fart. He could release them slowly producing a fart as long as eight seconds or propel them out with one large sphinctoral push to produce a more powerful but shorter fart. He was a true fartisan and skilled fartsman.

by Lucius Atkinson June 05, 2018

artisan fartisan

A person who can pass gas and vary the volume, tone and pitch.

When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.

by 3episodesofLITB June 30, 2017

fartisan

Fake artisan. A product that pretends to be hand-made and artistically crafted, but is mass-produced and mass-marketed.

Subway introduced a new specialty sandwich on fartisan bread.

by Coyoty June 07, 2017

Fartisan

Someone who creates many different farts.

Wow, I learned a new fart trick from the fartisan!

by Killercoke2 March 12, 2020