fartesy 

A fantasy involving the act of farting

His fartesy included fartish and fartricide

fartesy by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Fartesy 

To intentionally fart to cover someone else's (fart) out of courtesy.

I had to make a fartesy so that Jenny wouldn't feel so bad about herself at the dinner table last night.

Fartesy by yemadafaka October 19, 2010

artsy-fartsy 

A derogatory term to describe a pretentiously irritating person who exhibits an overblown involvement or appreciation of the arts

Artsy-fartsy individuals tend to be unemployed and enjoy finger-painting.

“I cannot stand the artsy-fartsy type; they are just a bunch of trendy hippies.”

artsy-fartsy by tttico February 6, 2010

Fartery 

When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.

Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.

Fartery by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011

Fartsy 

To perform a 'Courtesy' for royalty but at the same time release some natural gas!

After collecting her OBE from the Queen, Jane stated to Nicki; "As I accepted my award from Her Royal Highness the Queen , I think I let a "Fartsy" go!

Fartsy by Stickwood1 April 23, 2010

artsy fartsy

something supposedly highly cultural, but to the regular sane person merely pretentious.

ABSTRACT ARTIST: This old boot stuck to a canvas represents fading life and lost integrity....
TEENAGER: Uh, yeh, dude, it's just an artsy fartsy old boot.

artsy fartsy by Helen Partallama November 9, 2010

Fartesian

Of or relating to the philosophy of farts.

I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.

Fartesian by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013