Fartsy 

To perform a 'Courtesy' for royalty but at the same time release some natural gas!

After collecting her OBE from the Queen, Jane stated to Nicki; "As I accepted my award from Her Royal Highness the Queen , I think I let a "Fartsy" go!

Fartsy by Stickwood1 April 23, 2010

fartsy 

fake-artsy
those girls who take 1000 "deep" photos of themselves (that are all on facebook, listen to Iron & Wine and wear clothes from Urban Outfitters.
they consider themselves "artsy" when in fact using a film camera you bought at urban outfitters does NOT make you artsy nor even an artist.
they will know nothing about art, yet consider their photos of themselves looking sad a piece of art.
you will find them in their natural habitat of cities such as Brooklyn and San Francisco.

"omg have you seen lila's new profile picture! its so pretty and artsy!"
"um, its a picture of her looking down next to a tree with a fish eye lens... thats not artsy, its fartsy."

fartsy by amaezing November 10, 2011

Fartsy 

Fartsy is when you almost shit yourselves of a fart but just wants to see if you sharted.

Why am i so fartsy all the time??

Fartsy by PinkMelody November 2, 2016

Fartsy-McTarts

Either you, your friend or partner have let a fart slip. Fartsy-Mctarts is public friendly and sounds either like a cutie pie name or some strange Irish person as opposed to vile flatulence.

Hey Fartsy-Mctarts, Oops Fartsy-McTarts, did you Fartsy-McTarts?

Fartsy-McTarts by Catherine Marie Kaponga June 1, 2005

artsy-fartsy 

A derogatory term to describe a pretentiously irritating person who exhibits an overblown involvement or appreciation of the arts

Artsy-fartsy individuals tend to be unemployed and enjoy finger-painting.

“I cannot stand the artsy-fartsy type; they are just a bunch of trendy hippies.”

artsy-fartsy by tttico February 6, 2010

artsy fartsy

something supposedly highly cultural, but to the regular sane person merely pretentious.

ABSTRACT ARTIST: This old boot stuck to a canvas represents fading life and lost integrity....
TEENAGER: Uh, yeh, dude, it's just an artsy fartsy old boot.

artsy fartsy by Helen Partallama November 9, 2010

artsy fartsy

used to describe either a person who does weird art for the sake of being artsy or the art that a person like that does. artsy fartsy is generally bad artwork that is made so weird and hard to understand, that people just assume it's genius.

"that artsy farsty girl just painted a canvas black. she thinks it represents her pain, but i think it's just artsy fartsy."

artsy fartsy by valerie July 19, 2004