fartes

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)

you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.

fartes by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008

arctic farts 

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.

As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?

arctic farts by Chas501 April 26, 2016

fartscratcher 

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.

"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"

fartscratcher by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

Squeaker farts 

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !

Squeaker farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Flavor farts

Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.

Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.

Flavor farts by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

gator farts 

This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.

Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!

gator farts by I, Wreckerrr January 6, 2017

Post-period farts 

When period is over kept in farts just flatualate outward without victim notiseing

It stinks! Must be my post-period farts...

Post-period farts by Muis_Rip9 August 15, 2018