FayTarded

When a person is so high gone, they act retardedly stupid.

He is so gone, he is FayTarded.

by S7venFayO June 28, 2021

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010

gaytarded

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

fatarded

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.

John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."

by Sceleratis October 30, 2017

fatarted

When somebody is fat, overweight, or obese and they are dumb, retarted or just plain fucked up. You can use this terminology

Shut the fuck up Mary your fatarted

by Rikesh Patel July 1, 2006

Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010