FayTarded
He is so gone, he is FayTarded.
failtarded
Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010
Related Words
FayTarded • fagtarded • fatarded • fartarded • Factarded • fagtarded aidsbaby • faptarded • fat-tarded • Gaytarded • Fetarded
gaytarded
That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!
gaytarded by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015
fatarded
Jeanette is completely fatarded.
Flattarded
1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Flattarded by Sceleratis October 30, 2017
fatarted
When somebody is fat, overweight, or obese and they are dumb, retarted or just plain fucked up. You can use this terminology
fatarted by Rikesh Patel July 1, 2006
Fitarded
1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.
2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.
2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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