fu'rtarded 

Adj.: A contraction used to describe something which is fucking retarded. It is pronounced fer-tarded.

Brian: "It's like Willy Wonken's chocolate factory in there."
Chris: "You're fu'rtarded."

fu'rtarded by Chris Dean December 29, 2006

Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

Fuktarded Assholian 

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

Fuktarded Assholian by Your Mom August 5, 2003

fartarded 

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

fartarded by gansta01 October 21, 2007

funtarded 

a person that acts so retarded that theyre really fun to be around

Sam: last night was crazy I cant believe Bill streaked naked again...

Ann: Yeah hes so funtarded. I love it

funtarded by supadupa987 June 30, 2011

Fortarded 

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

Fortarded by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

Fuktarded 

Fucking retarded (the past tense)

That was such a fuktarded game

Fuktarded by Anonymous August 5, 2003