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fart-to-fart

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a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts
John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting.

Let's do a fart-to-fart!
by glitterchopsticks December 26, 2009
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A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.
Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.
by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008
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to fart without shitting

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to talk about or plan on doing some activity with others whithout going through with it; especially if this hapens at the last moment.
Example 1:

John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.

James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!

Example 2:

Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!
by Berlusconi_i_miei_coglion December 4, 2010
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Derived for the spanish phrase "al pedo" it's used when someone does something and gets no result from it
I studied all week to fart because I couldn't pass the test
by Saanxt November 18, 2020
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to fart or not to fart

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Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous
I am having a to fart or not to fart moment, is it worth it?
Only at home
by gasshole October 26, 2011
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When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.
Brodie likes to pretend we're friends, but he only ever drops by to fart in the hallway.
by deepmaroon September 23, 2020
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